Pardon me, my dear reader. I have been busy. Many things have transpired, but the one thing that has not changed is... How freaking sucky actors can be. SERIOUSLY. HOW MUCH DO YOU HAVE TO BE DEAD ON THE inside in order to SUCK on the outside. FREAKIN' find a new job. Slacker. And here is a picture of a puppet I threw out. Totally a different thing from the above. 2025 update The image is gone. Maybe it was too horribly, or horrifying, for the general public and a bot killed it. Maybe the puppet is alive and moved to San Diego to start a new life and didn’t want it to be known that it had been thrown out once. Pinocchio, so much like a real boy.