Quat

Attack own butt.

Run away.

Jump on bed, with ears back.

Run downstairs. 

Run upstairs. 

Stare at human.

Stare more.

More.

Attack the vexing hindquarters.

Run outside onto roof and come back in calm.

... Yep, Quat's night is winding down.

For those of you that don't know. My cats usually have multiple names. Past names include Broken Arrow, Blackest Night, Babette, Bonkette, and Muaack. That was the names for Two Cats Back. Adzuki, Zuki, Pukey, Warph. Last Cat. The newest cat came with a preinstalled name, Majah. That lasted nearly seven blocks. Now she Quat. Aka Slash, Huntress or Pchpchpch. However you spell the kissing noise.

She will play a prominate roll in this entertainment.