Know News is Good Gnus.

You can tell when I've got nothing to say. It's easy. I start off with a play on words or word play or some sort of euphony. Then that is followed by, "I've got nothing to do" or "Things are slow" or "Help, help! I'm on fire. For the love of the gods please call the fire department in my city and report that there is a blogger (bloggist?) on fire and NO they should come immediately and NOT wait till the end of Game of Thrones." The side of that is that I can joke about this because I am a very important person and my words will echo through the gates of time, as the gates are small and very near the computer screen.

Also, I know that my fan out there would be destroyed if I were to burn to a crisp during Game of Thrones or some other equally quality programming. Like say, um, wow. I don't have anything. Television is so bad a.... OH, BREAKING BAD, yes, yes. Too bad it's over. (Too BAD. Get it. It's BAD.)  HOWEVER, my fan might be binge watching it on Netflix and not notice my passing and that that would be ironic. According to Alanis Morissette. Ask your mom or dad.

I need some one to take note that in the previous paragraph, I used two words with q in them. Right next to each other. Boom.

The impossible happens here. Right. HERE. And you were here to see it happen. And by you, I mean me. Maybe my fan. Sometime. After Barney and Friends.